… thief … flowing … longer…
and the wealth… (of) mortals… (nor?)… --- Oxyrhynchus papyrus (c. 150 AD)
I. “Who does he think he is?” Boris
Kahnonwitz spat, raged, railed, swaying on the lectern, his massive body, a
body always as tense as his language, as taut as a cord about to be
snapped. He teetered on the edge of some
unprecedented violence.
Everyone in the
room feared him, as much as they loved his poetry. For a man of such deadly living passions, as
lethal as nightshade, on the page he could express the subtlest of emotion as
if he was holding up a small, delicate flower for the edification of mankind.
“Who?”
he asked again. He had been reading a
poem, and had then taken some questions.
Someone asked about the relationship between a particular line and his
old mentor, Yasha Schuelvitz. Boris
Kahnonwitz, who was drunk as a Cossack, began to pound his fist on the lectern
like a mighty gavel.
The blows were not
hard, but they appeared to knock Boris Kahnonwitz from his perch, and he began
to slip to the floor. He continued to
hold onto the lectern, either from the stubborn supposition that if he just
held on he would not fall, or simply from blind habit. But fall he did; and then followed his stack
of poems, partially covering him like leaves from the first gales of
autumn. His associates came to his
aid, but not too quickly. This was not
an uncommon event.
“Get
your paws off me,” he hissed from the floor.
It was covered in sawdust, like a butcher’s shop. Boris Kahnonwitz, moist as he was from the
dew of his own perspiration, looked like a fritter that had been dipped in corn
meal.
“I’ll pull the arms from the
sockets if you so much as touch my tunic!”
So no one laid a hand on Boris Kahnonwitz, the famous poet. They let him rage on the floor. The vodka had set his blood to boil and the
tumbled over, scorching the floor.
“You
compare my line to Yasha
Schulevitz’s!” he spat at no one in
particular. “I’ll find that little mamzer and drag him back here by his
side locks. “Reb Marx said,” Boris
Kahnonwitz chanted, as if reading from
the Mishna, “No man can escape history.
Even the sainted Reb Yasha Schulevitz.
I’ll pull him back and deposit him right here on this floor, among the
sawdust and the scraps of treyf and
your stinking, stammering poems! I’ll thrust
a pen into his hand and make him write verse if I have to hold a revolver to
his temple and dip his pen into the ink myself!”
“Don’t
talk like an ass, Boris,” someone as the back of the room jeered on his way
out the door. This caused Boris to sit
up. He had lost his hat, and his great
bald head shone like a beacon.
“Who
is the ass. Who?” Boris Kahnonwitz taunted no one in particular. “When Yasha left Warsaw to become a ba’al tesuvah, to return to the Torah, I fought him tooth and
nail. But you let him slip through your
fingers! You let your mentor fall back
into superstition and wizardly. You did
nothing about it, but I held him by his zizitot…
“It’s
a free country,” someone yelled, “a man can leave for the provinces if he wants
to…”
“It’s
only half-free,” someone else jeered, “free if you deny Christ but have a
foreskin, and a house of bondage if you deny the Torah but are without…” and
the men laughed. Boris formed his hands
into two meaty fists, and swung forward.
No one was in striking distance, yet everyone took a step back
nonetheless. No one wanted to be hit by
the Samson of Warsaw.
Boris Kahnonwitz wanted to swear to God that
he would find Yasha Schulvitz and bring him back to Warsaw, but he did not believe in God, so who
to swear to? History? He would sound like a buffoon. His mind, addled with drink, took up and
dropped substitutes at a rapid clip.
Finally, his mouth was moving.
“I
vow to bring Yasha Schulevitz to this very room!” Boris intoned, thrusting his
arms out, as if to encompass the entire space of the reading room of the
Yiddish Writers Union, a former butcher’s shop cellar. He stood up, and leaned toward the door. A hole opened around him, and he was out in
the street.
The next morning he woke up in an
ally. There was the smell of urine and
trash. Looking up, he noticed that a
gentile boy and girl in filthy attire were poking him with a metal pole. He waved at them, “Fuck off, Philistines,” in
Polish and tried to stand. A shiver ran
down his spine. His head reeled. He had fallen asleep in a divot of slush and
was wet from his shoulders to his calves.
He pushed his way back on home.